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Lake Vyrnwy & Dinas Mawddwy β€” the Director's Cut

146 km4h 4m on the road

The Director's Cut: same Sunday loop, re-narrated by the pipeline's new Sir-David-Attenborough-meets-Dara-Γ“-Briain voice β€” every quip timed to what's actually on screen, and every place ground-truthed from the GPS.

One Honda Hornet, a clear Sunday morning, and the hills of mid-Wales calling. This is a proper loop β€” out the northern way over to Lake Vyrnwy, down through the valley to lunch at the cafe in Dinas Mawddwy at the foot of the Bwlch y Groes, then home a different, southern road. About 90 miles, two cameras running the whole way β€” the 360 catches the road and the rider in the one shot, the Ace Pro 2 rides shotgun. Tap a thumbnail to flick through the photos and the films.

Whole trip route map
The Vyrnwy loop

Sunday 28 June 2026

Lake Vyrnwy & Dinas Mawddwy β€” the Director's Cut

~146 km Β· 4h 4m

Route for Lake Vyrnwy & Dinas Mawddwy β€” the Director's Cut
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A Sunday loop into mid-Wales β€” narrated, against its will, as a wildlife documentary.

the Lake Vyrnwy loop, mid-Wales

The silver sedan approaches, oblivious to the two-wheeled fragility awaiting it.

That oncoming bike glides past, a fellow traveler who definitely checked his mirrors.

The distant machine is but a speck, likely dreaming of a coffee stop.

Another car looms, its driver perhaps contemplating a lane change he won't make.

Here comes the next bike, weaving through traffic with the grace of a startled deer.

The brick house stands sentinel, its stone gateway guarding against such mechanical chaos.

The third car rolls by, a rolling tin can of unintended road rage.

Houses line the route, their windows likely watching this daily ballet of near-misses.

The final car approaches, its driver probably checking if that cyclist is actually a motorbike.

Thus ends the loop, the rider having survived another encounter with Welsh weather and traffic.

the Lake Vyrnwy loop, mid-Wales

The oncoming sedan, a rolling metal coffin, drifts into his lane.

Observe the pub, that sacred shrine to wet wool and regret.

Red brick houses stand guard, judging his lack of suspension.

A man in a car stares, mistaking speed for life.

Another vehicle approaches, its driver clearly aiming for the gutter.

A fellow two-wheeled nomad appears, sharing his misery.

The next bike leans hard, mocking gravity’s strictures.

An oncoming rider blinks, acknowledging the shared insanity.

The village street narrows, squeezing hope from the tarmac.

the Lake Vyrnwy loop, mid-Wales

The rival two-wheeler, a territorial rival, eyes the gap ahead.

Those distant houses, the beast’s eventual, damp, and very specific prison.

The cluster of buildings, silent sentinels of the Welsh damp.

Figures by the structure, watching the fragile thing navigate the chaos.

The road ahead, a ribbon of wet tarmac and hope.

That oncoming car, a heavy metal predator with poor spatial awareness.

the Lake Vyrnwy loop, mid-Wales

Stone walls, ancient sentinels, watch the approaching steel beast with stoic indifference.

A lone cottage, its slate roof heavy with history, observes the mechanical intrusion.

The white clinic stands, a sterile beacon, judging the rider’s chaotic energy.

Another white facade, equally blank, offers no comfort to the speeding motorist.

Vehicles park like dormant beetles, waiting for the noisy insect to pass.

Narrow streets, tight as a corset, force the rider into an awkward dance.

Cars cluster like nervous sheep, unsure if this metal creature is friend or foe.

Cottages huddle close, their windows wide with suspicion at the roaring visitor.

A local halts, curiosity overriding caution, to inspect the peculiar two-wheeled specimen.

The rider pauses, not for rest, but to ensure the beast hasn't eaten him.

the Lake Vyrnwy loop, mid-Wales

Through the mist, stone buildings stand like ancient, grumpy sentinels.

The village appears, a cluster of grey stone and quiet judgment.

Parked cars nestle beside stone houses, guarding their driveways fiercely.

A dry-stone wall divides the road from the indifferent sheep.

In the village street, parked vehicles form a stone-cold ambush.

A red sports car idles, a bright red trap waiting to spring.

A distant motorcycle appears, a fellow traveler fleeing the same fate.

A blue motorcycle approaches, matching the sky's cold, indifferent gaze.

The rider emerges, a small warm thing in a metal shell.

the Lake Vyrnwy loop, mid-Wales

The village hall, a stark red door guarding secrets of the parish council.

Here stands the stone cottage, built to outlast the damp and your warranty.

The village cluster, where locals watch the road with the intensity of hawks.

An oncoming bike, a distant glint of chrome promising imminent collision.

Our protagonist leans hard, defying physics with a graceless, oily shrug.

Another rider, a mere smudge on the horizon, likely lost.

The oncoming machine approaches, a silver arrow of pure, accidental malice.

The lead rider cuts across the lane, a master of spatial ambiguity.

The final bike vanishes, leaving only the hum of existential dread.

the Lake Vyrnwy loop, mid-Wales

The rider approaches, a blue speck in the greyness.

Parked cars line the village, silent sentinels of parking.

Houses watch from behind curtains, judging the noise.

A tractor emerges, a freelance traffic surveyor, slow.

The hills loom, indifferent to his imminent near-miss.

the Lake Vyrnwy loop, mid-Wales

Clouds gather like unpaid bills over the lake.

A brick house stands, judging your life choices.

Another brick house, now questioning your fashion sense.

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